according to everyone i know, i am:
a bad influence.
according to me, everyone else is:
did you try turning it off and on again
maybe if you plug it in
try restoring it?
try clicking the lock button again?
you have to hold down both buttons until the apple sign appears
try getting a new battery for it?
Just remove your screen protector and replace it
omfg, the comments
Easy fix, remember your old video games? Blow on it.